Cloud Loaf Orthopedic Bed: Notes From 100 Nights

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We invited twelve sleepers to try the Cloud Loaf for one hundred nights. Eleven completed the trial. The twelfth is still in it.

Participants reported deeper sleep, slower mornings and fewer 3 a.m. wanderings. Average nightly rest rose from 11.2 to 13.8 hours. Two testers wrote that they no longer felt the need to make the dramatic leap onto the human’s face at dawn.

One participant, Mr. Walnut, summarised the experience in a single word, which he gave us by blinking. We believe it was positive. It may have been a request for lunch.

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