We have received many letters about the Slumber Tunnel Retreat, most of them written in a very small hand. Mrs. Dolores Mittens of Elm Court writes: I have not left the tunnel since it arrived. I am very well. Please do not tell the vet.
Mr. Gideon Pounce writes: the tunnel is dark and I can hear my own thoughts. They are mostly about cheese.
A third letter, from a young tabby named Pip, says only: thank you. We have placed it on the wall.
We read each letter aloud to the tunnel, once, in the evening. It does not reply, which we believe is the highest form of praise.